#i don't use hashtags a lot

[nowwithgaypheromones]

So now that the video's been out for a day does anyone on rlmblr have any actual idea what the hell Mike's beef with libraries even is. Because frankly I still don't get what in the world that section was about

[bagofbonesmp3]

one of the funniest phenomena in this website is when there's a popular post talking down on an admonishing way to a group of users for one reason or another (usually it's about a kink they think is bad or something) and then you remember seeing the op on 37 different call-out posts from 2018-2022 but you can't say anything because it's technically an ad hominem argument

[bayetea]

not that I'm gonna be writing percalypso fics any time soon but I do need you guys to remember that percy couldn't help but love calypso and he's going to think about her for the rest of his life and she will always be his biggest what-if. it's not an overinterpretation it's not being delusional it's exactly what he said. people either deny this because they forgot or they just don't like it so they pretend it isn't true but I cannot emphasize this enough: that's EXACTLY what he said

[the-casbah-way]

"being scottish isn't a personality trait why do you bring it up so much" have you considered that a) where you are born and raised can have a very big impact on who you are and how you speak and what you enjoy b) you are american and it's painfully obvious to everyone around you the second you open your mouth but you just don't see it that way because you assume yourself to be the standard default with no accent or culture. your americanness is just as pronounced as my scottishness and that's fine

[silly-unhiged-frov]

Hello people! :D

Hope you're having a nice day!

So...I have a question

Can we talk a little about just how good Jesus was?

I was reading the few last chapter of Luke tonight and this is one a of parts that literally touched me :

Luke 22

Jesus betrayed by Judas

[47] While He was still speaking, behold, a crowd came, and the one called Judas, one of the twelve, was preceding them; and he approached Jesus to kiss Him. [48] But Jesus said to him, “Judas, are you betraying the Son of Man with a kiss?” [49] When those who were around Him saw what was going to happen, they said, “Lord, shall we strike with the sword?”

[50] And one of them struck the slave of the high priest and cut off his right ear. [51] But Jesus answered and said, “Stop! No more of this.” And He touched his ear and healed him.

[52] Then Jesus said to the chief priests and officers of the temple and elders who had come against Him, “Have you come out with swords and clubs as you would against a robber? [53] While I was with you daily in the temple, you did not lay hands on Me; but this hour and the power of darkness are yours.”

The verse from this paragraph I want to talk about it's 22:51

But Jesus answered and said, “Stop! No more of this.” And He touched his ear and healed him.

Even if that slave came with the high priest to arrest Jesus. Even if most probably he wanted Jesus dead as well ....

Jesus still healed his ear .

Even in the very moment when they came to arrest Him...Jesus still did them good...

Just how wonderful, just how good and merciful is He

[sheepcreature]

I should graduate in queer-ing every character I get on my hooves.

[menlove]

I do miss the name david :/

[trans-soapberry]

someone talking about the ways media and common tropes/depictions of things that are either explicitly or implicitly linked to marginalized people are demonized and presented badly is not a fucking opportunity for you to flex how you're doing it Differently And Better

[mieczyhale]

josh's nieces are in town for the next week and they came over yesterday. i wasn't super up for it but it was actually a great time (not thrilled about the mess i get to clean up tho. they love to play dress up with my closet and i don't mind but nothing gets put away fjdjdj)

ANYWAY

one of them told me about her boyfriend (which was like ??!! for me) and the way she went about it was:

"(something something) my boyfriend Liam. we're having problems right now but we're working on it"

AND SHE SAID IT SO SASSY

BABYLOVE YOU ARE 9

10 IN AUGUST

WHAT DO YOU MEAN RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FJFJSJDJ

[arolesbianism]

I have been playing beastieball and first of all very good game second of all smth smth Olivia Broussard

[official-panini]

i read that book when i was like 13? 14? and loved it cuz i think i very much fit the target audience at the time (i ended up reading the sequel recently and wondering what the fuck she was on tho) (also why are all of colleen houck's stories about a white girl saving a foreign culture from destruction or whatever. #whitesavior)

personally the worst

Worst book or story you've read, watched, or heard? (Including fanfictions and games)

hhghggg nnnnn

Okay so the difficult part of "worst story" is that the worst book I've ever read at my current reading level might have been the best book ever a few decades ago, before my grasp of nuance and cohesive storytelling and realistic dialogue had grown to where it is, so "worst" here would be highly subjective and meant to be taken with a grain of salt

The worst book I've ever read, or at least the worst book I could have read at that particular time in my life, was The Tiger's Curse by Colleen Houck. I was about fifteen, it was about a girl who meets an Indian prince who's been transformed into a tiger, and something about the first ten pages pissed me off so bad I put it right back on the library shelf and spent half an hour verbally shredding it with my friends. Cannot recall a single detail.

The worst movie I've ever seen was Holmes and Watson starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. My younger brother heard it was bad so we rented it for a game of Bad Movie Chicken to see who could sit through it the longest and we both tapped out at about ten minutes in. This is a kid who had seen Tommy Wiseau's The Room twice and said, quote, "it's not that bad". Its not even the kind of bad that's fun. If we'd been forced to watch it any longer I sincerely think I would have begun stabbing myself in the leg with a fork to distract myself. It was really really bad

I refuse to shit on fanfiction

Thanks for the ask! :D

[stinkystargirl]

redrawing some ocs from my old comic, What In Hell (horrible name, stick with me) and the roomie told me i was in a steven universe phase and pointed out the way i do the anatomy starting bits as proof, thought he was talking about the way i do afros

[dizzywhims]

The Guts Legacy Challenge

Nearly three years to the day since I first posted the Sour Legacy Challenge and Guts is finalllllly ready for you (never thought I'd see the day) 😭🤘✨

Same drill as before: the rules are lax, make this your own, take it slow or fast, use lots of mods and cheats or don't, I don't care—my only hope is that this helps you tell a creative, chaotic story in our favorite little dollhouse game.

Note for gen 1: if you don't have the sticky fingers aspiration in your game, I recommend fabulously wealthy or mansion baron!

So, enjoy! And be sure to tag me and/or hashtag #gutslegacychallenge so I can see what you get up to.

xoxo, dizzywhims

p.s. i’ll try not to make you wait 1.5yrs next time olivia rodrigo blesses us with a new album 💀

[mosspapi]

God my knee is actually killing me Still. What the FUCK. If this is actually unironically from the fire alarm yesterday I'm going to lose my shit. I still had the cane. It was like 50 meters at most. I walk around my dorm room without the brace and it doesn't do this (granted the dorm room is like. 12x6 feet but still). Yes it was cold and yes I'm not Supposed to walk around without the brace but I didn't exactly have time to stop and think about putting it on and even if I Had, I genuinely did not think it would cause this much fucking pain.

[the-hype-dragon]

idk man a lot of male mangaka just come across as the biggest creeps in the world, I mean in addition to the actual creeps like the guy who made RRK or even the One Piece guy who draws all his female characters the same and makes them so "sexy" it's ridiculous and kinda gross

and then no I don't really appreciate when a series has hot guys to appeal to the female demographic and pull in more sales, only for irl guys to berate this like most of these manga aren't already full to bursting with offensive over-sexualized caricatures of girls and women; idk that seems to be the trend here, examine what nerd dudes are complaining about, and it's usually "oh it doesn't appeal to me personally, why am I not being catered to, this offends me on a personal level" like grow tf up

[hcsiqs]

TALK TOO MUCH— paige bueckers x famous!reader

༊*·˚ summary: while doing the wired autocomplete interview, you reveal your celebrity crush to be the famous athlete, Paige Bueckers

༊*·˚ warnings: use of y/n, reader is close friends with renee rapp

༊*·˚ author's note: and after months away...here i am so it might be a little rusty my bad yall

You sat down in the chair that was placed perfectly in back center of the all-white room you had just arrived in a few moments prior. Your makeup artist and hair stylist both came up and made some quick fixes before giving a nod to the crew behind the camera that you were ready.

You sat in the chair with your arms resting against the arms of the chairs as the director gave you the cue to start, "Hi guys! It's Y/N Y/L/N, and this is the Wired Autocomplete Interview" you beamed at the camera doing a small wave. You were then handed a card that was made to look like a Google search bar with questions, with certain parts being blocked out by a white piece of paper.

The first board was questions mostly about where you grew up and how you got your start in music, some even asking about your hometown friends. Two boards later you were handed one that had most questions starting with "who".

You held up the board to the camera as you pealed the first question up, "Who is Y/N Y/L/N's inspiration?" you read out loud before tapping your finger against your lips. "I don't know exactly. I feel like I get inspiration for my music from a lot of different artists, but also from the place I grew up and the people I grew up with" you told the camera truthfully, "But, I have really been loving Renee Rapp right now" you smiled, giving your closest friend a small shoutout.

You continued answering a few more questions before peeling the last one off, reading it as you went, "Who is Y/N Y/L/N's celebrity crush?" you read out before slapping your hand to your face and shaking your head no. "Oh Gosh," you laughed softly as your face warmed, the crew behind the camera laughing with you.

"Wow you guys really wanna know my dark secrets" you smiled as you tossed the board off to the side. You bit down on your bottom lip, as you tilted your head side to side, debating if you should tell the entire internet you your celebrity crush was.

Ultimately, you decided that since you were an artist and she was an athlete there was no way your fans crossed between you two, and there was absolutely no way she knew who you were and would see this interview.

"Ugh, okay, okay, I'll tell y'all," you said, covering your face with your hands for a second to calm yourself before letting a small smile fall on your lips as you remove your hands from your face. "Paige Bueckers," you smiled, tilting your head slightly, "And do not tell her! Or I'll like die," you laughed, pointing your finger at the camera.

You finished out the next few boards, cracking jokes, or sometimes leaving answers your fans would have to dissect to figure out your true answer, but soon enough the interview finished and you thanked the crew and said your goodbyes before heading home.

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Several weeks passed and you had completely forgotten about your little mention of the star athlete in the video until you were scrolling on TikTok. An edit of the blonde popped up, but much to your shock the intro was a clip of you from the WIRED video talking about the girl before it cut to several velocity-style clips of her, with one of your songs playing in the background. Your eyes then wandered down to the caption which read, "y/n is so real for that" followed by several hashtags.

You then let your curiosity get the best of you as you opened the comments to see what people were saying, some nice and some not so much.

BRO NOT MY FAVS COLLIDING

paige has got to see this

Yall we just lost Paige to whoever this is

not her shooting her shot...and its def not gonna go in

need them together actually

PLEASE never media train her

You couldn't help but scroll in the comments for what seemed like forever before the notification fell from the top of your screen as your phone vibrated lightly. It read with Renee's name at the top with the small phone symbol beside it, you clicked the small answer button and answered the phone, the sound of the girl on the other side dying laughing cutting through.

"Bitch there is no fucking way!" Renee cackled, and you could hear her hitting the couch between each of her words. "Oh My God, I love you so much baby, but exposing yourself like that is crazy work," she spoke into the phone, her laughter dying down.

You groaned, mentally smacking yourself, "I don't even know why I said it! Shit, what if she sees it and thinks I'm some fucking weirdo..." you rambled, before the girl on the other side of the line cut you off.

"Chill. She's not gonna think you're a weirdo," she said, attempting to calm your nerves. "She has like thousands of random ass people talking about her all the time, you're fine."

"Why did no one shut me up," you said, pacing around your living room before feeling your phone buzz with the name paigebueckers appearing in the notification. "She just dmed me," your mouth dropped open as you told your best friend as she encouraged you to open it.

paigebueckers Soooo someone told me about your crush. But like don't die though

You opened up the message and started typing out your apology as quickly as you could.

ynyln omg im so sorry!! i literally didn't think you'd see it and completely forgot i said it after i finished the thing

paigebueckers You're good 🤣

paigebueckers I’ll always take a compliment from a pretty girl

And with that message, you practically launched your face into one of the pillows on the couch as you felt the blood rush to your cheeks and your body went warm.

ynyln oh godddd stopppp😭😭